13
Jun
BS
Fisherx12In 6th grade my science teacher once asked us what “BS” stood for. None of us answered, so he replied, “bloodstream of course!”
09
Jun
This Is Not A Music Class
In a band class, somebody was tapping their drumsticks quietly. When our teacher finally heard, she said “Shut the Fu*k up, this isn’t a d@mn music class.”
04
Jun
Crooked Finger
BobMy 7th grade English teacher had broken her finger as a child and it was horribly crooked.
On the first day of class she said (pointing) You, and you, switch seats.
Four people stood up.
02
Jun
I’m Coming Out
RayIn junior year AP US History, my teacher had an announcement. He said, “Guys, I’m coming out of the closet…. I’m a heterosexual. For some reason that’s weird these days.”
The class proceeded to die laughing.
31
May
Languages
LewisOne day we were in languages, I think it was Spanish and we were all messing around (we always do for this teacher, she can’t handle us.) so she starts screaming and shouting and she has a ‘bong eye’ (where it just goes in a different direction from where she is looking.) so this one kid throws something at her, I don’t know why lol. so she concentrates on shouting at him and he is just laughing and ignoring her , so she says “look at me when I’m talking to you.” so he says…
“well you look at me then.” the full class is in hysterics so she literally starts going absolutely mental then just didn’t think about what she was saying, she just said, “YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH.” so we were all crying with laughter at this point, so the teacher just ran out crying. legendary lesson !
28
May
Never-Ever
KittyOne day in math class, a girl asked the usual “When are we ever going to use this in real life?” to which the teacher replied “Never ever.” …At least he’s honest.
28
May
Secx
anonymousthe other day in pre-calculus our teacher started talking about Secx and we all joked how it sounded like sex.
Ms. R: “and this is the bad thing (writes Secx)you wont be doing that til your older”
28
May
Art
Stephy :)My Art teacher over heard my friends and I talking about Taylor Lautner. She walked over an said you shouldn’t be talking about hot, twenty year old guys in my class. I looked at her and said he’s only 17. She gives us a terrified look and says Really I am deeply worried about myself. We all wondered why she would be that worried.
28
May
what do teachers hear?
anonymousOne day in World History class during freshmen yr our assignment was to create a comic about the samurais and Asian warriors and such. my group was proceeding on talking about samurais and ninjas and all of a sudden the teacher all worried comes up to us and goes “YOU DID WHAT TO HER?” we were just like what in the world did you just hear? til this day we don’t know
26
May
Poli Sci – Senior Year
RayIn Poli Sci in my senior year of high school, there was this fat kid, Lenny, who came in late every day. The routine was the same – he would come up to the door, look through the little window, knock, and someone would let him in. Towards the end of the year, my teacher got fed up with this and one day, the kid did his lateness routine and my teacher yelled, “GODDAMNIT, LENNY! WHY DON’T YOU JUST EAT THE DOOR?!”